I'm pissed, so I'm just going to use this blog to complain today. HI, I'm the lady who stepped in hot melted gum in the grocery store parking lot this morning. It instantly affixed itself to my brand new kicks, and then worked its way up my pantleg and onto my daughter's skort. Then it followed us into the car, where it embedded itself into the floormats, carpet and upholstery, while simultaneously decorating the outside of my drivers side car door. If I could find the shit stain who spat out this huge wad of gum onto the ground for innocent creatures to choke on and my sorry ass to step in, I'd "split their wig (DC, 2008)" That said, if littering sucks, then littering chewing gum (especially when it's hot outside) sucks to the power of infinity!!
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